Storm The House

Storm The House

Awesome flash game! Defend your stronghold from hordes of stickmen! The first couple levels are so simple it will make your head explode, but it gets harder. Oh baby, does it get harder...

Spacebar reloads, and it takes two shots to kill each stickman.

Ted's Caving Page

One of the scariest stories you'll ever read is Ted's Caving Page.

Written in a style that very much reminds me of Edgar Allen Poe, is a dark and terrifically intense story of a man who went caving and got more than he bargained for.

Steve Bridges as Mr. President

At the risk of sounding bold, I wish to go on record to say that this is hands down the most amazing thing I've ever seen, ever.

There is this guy named Steve Bridges who happens to look a LOT like George W. Bush. He has mastered the voice, mannerisms, and even the inflections in tone used by the real president. The first time you watch the video, you might think it is the real president, but I assure you it is not.

Steve Bridges as Mr. President

Taglines

So I added random taglines (hit the magic F5 key on your keyboard to see another!) like I had on my old site. So if anyone has any good taglines, please let me know in the comments section of this post.

Showering

First: How to Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups.

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah, and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair.

8. Wash your face.

9. Shave armpits and legs.

10. Turn off shower.

11. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with
Tilex.

12. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.

13. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

14. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

15. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

AND NOW How To Shower Like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
weiner at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

3. Look in the mirror, look at your weiner and scratch your rear.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face.

6. Wash your armpits.

7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
sound in the shower.

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

11. Shampoo your hair.

12. Make a Shampoo mohawk.

13. Pee.

14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of the tub the whole time.

16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife,
pull off towel, shake weiner at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

19. Throw wet towel on bed.

Jim Meskimen

Jim Meskimen, the voice of George Bush and John Kerry in the 'fowarded-by-everyone-and-their-mothers' flash movie This Land, has an extensive background in voiceovers, theater and film. His website, Applied Silliness features hysterical audio skits and weekly caption contest cartoon blog.

Gotcha!

This makes me want my very own taser gun.

Bad.

Stinkoman 20X6

With Mega-man stylized game play and a constant mocking of poorly translated games (i.e. all your base) boys and girls alike will enjoy this new game from the Brothers Chaps (of Homestar Runner fame).

Stinkoman 20X6

thedoors

Did you beat The Doors yet Nicky Nutall? If not, here is a walkthrough.

You should have already beaten it though, it was easier than Hapland.

Reverse

Reverse is a very innovative game. The aim is to guide your cursor around the levels while dodging various obstacles, the catch is that the movement of your mouse has been reversed.

Of course, it would be easy to cheat (try turning your mouse upside-down) but by not cheating you have more fun as this one is a good challenge.

If you beat it, the sequel can be found here: Reverse 2.

The Doors

Here's another flash game for you, Nicky Nutall.

The Doors is similar to "Crimson Room" and the ilk which I have posted before. You wake up, don't know wher you are and have to escape, yadda yadda yadda.

Episode III Trailer

The Star Wars Episode III Trailer that debuted last night on "The OC" on Fox can be downloaded from Filecloud.

Unfortuantely, they make you register an account, so I suggest using a dummy email via Mailinator.

Phosphor Alpha

A company called Rasterwerks has released a tech demo of a fully playable Shockwave 3D first person shooter. It's called Phosphor Alpha.

Balance

Balance is a pretty interesting little animation, something to do with the human condition.. probably.

Dance, White Boy, Dance

Guy decides to catch his roommate dancing on camera, pretty funny stuff:

Dance, White Boy, Dance