Strategy Guide to Metal Gear 2

This is classic. Slowbeef has played through the entire Metal Gear 2 game on an emulator (note that this is NOT Metal Gear Solid 2, but Metal Gear 2).

After doing this he decided to write a Strategy Guide for it, although it is actually closer to a parody.

He goes through the whole game, making fun of the poor translations starting from the intro scene:

Konami presents: 1990.

Thanks so much, Konami! That was a great year for all of us!

Be warned: There is some foul language in the guide, but not so much that it's real distracting.