Bush won

A friend of mine asked the question, "I wonder what Michael Moore is doing right now?"

Eating a sack of cheeseburgers and swimming around in his vault full of money like Scrooge McDuck, just like he does every Wednesday.

He probably voted for Bush and is secretly thrilled he won: now he can make more tinfoil hat propaganda for all the angry people who can't accept reality and get even fatter and richer.

My friend replied, "Yeah. True. He is now back on the gravy train for another third of a dozen years."

For another third of a dozen years What? Who the talks like that? That's just odd.

I'd better get moving as I have to stop and put three fifths of a hogshead of petrol into my automotron.