Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Cop

1) Here. Hold my beer.
2) What? Is my radar detector unplugged?
3) Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
4) Man, you must have gone 120 to catch me. Good job!
5) Which one are you? Andy or Barney?
6) When did they stop requiring physicals?
7) You're not gonna check my trunk, are you?
8) Remember: I pay your salary!
9) Gee, thanks officer! The last guy let me off with a warning, too!
10) I was trying to keep up with traffic... Yes, I know there's not another car in sight; that's how far behind I am!